I think I'm the rhyno, I like it
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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I'd love to be the "very Scarry" but I'm afraid I'm driving a rhino, even though i despise clowns. We cherisho the old Richard Scarry books my wife brought with. You wanna see some other cute/interesting stuff? Search for "Rien Poortvliet gnomes" - another treasure from my wife's library.
I remember these! So cute.
I'm vibing with the donut car
Definitely the donut car.
Donut car all day.
Mustard only?! I am definitely the dog in the hot dog car.
🥒 🚗 definitely the pickle car 😅
obviously banana car
Let me get the rabbit in the car that won't rot.
OMG. I haven’t seen these images in like 20 years. My cousin loved these.
I'll let any of those drive up my ass.
Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Gay
Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.
Bold ruling.
I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!
But not the mechanical rhino?
I said what I said.
A non-mechanical rhinoceros can charge up to 50km/h.
I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.
Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.
The animals stay.
Cruel