Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Bold ruling.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But not the mechanical rhino?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I said what I said.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

A non-mechanical rhinoceros can charge up to 50km/h.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The animals stay.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

Cruel