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[–] dunz@feddit.nu 259 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] msage@programming.dev 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yesterday this image randomly popped into my head.

Today I see it on Lemmy.

It's always hilarious.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 218 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 93 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Congrats, you just entered the running to become the next CEO of Boeing. :-|

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 21 points 7 months ago

CSX thanks you for taking the heat off them.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 166 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

he thinks exactly how a GOP canidate thinks about student loans, health care,..etc

[–] match@pawb.social 93 points 7 months ago (19 children)

A trolley is heading towards 4 people. If you pull the switch, it will be diverted towards 1 person. Also, if you slip the switch by pulling it after the front wheels have passed but before back wheels do, it will probably come to a complete halt before hitting anyone, but there is a 20% chance that you'll fuck up and kill all 5 people. There are exits to the east, north, west, and south.

What will you do? _

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 63 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 74 points 7 months ago (3 children)

To the north, you see a quaint downtown district that shows signs of recent renovation, and even more recent sudden collapse. A gastro-brewpub advertises trivia on Tuesdays. There are two bearded men sitting at an outdoor table with their beers, watching in rapt horror as the trolley speeds towards the people bound to the tracks.

You hear an emergency whistle from the trolley.

What do you do? _

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 47 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Immediately to your south are the trolley tracks. On your left, the tracks diverge, leading towards the desperate, pleading faces of the track-bound.

On the other side of the tracks is an old grain silo preserved by a historical society. It looks freshly painted in white. In the distance, you see a block of slot houses all looking the same.

A woman in designer yoga pants is walking a panicked-looking husky.

The emergency alarm of the trolley is blaring.

What do you do? _

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

On the side of the grain house is the words "OLDE MILL" in four-meter-high block letters. The original silo dates back to the late 1880s when the town was originally founded, before it was absorbed into the greater city metro. There's a memorial plaque at the base, but you can't read it because it's on the other side of the tracks, and also because the speeding tram is in the way.

You expect that they may add a new memorial plaque after today.

The emergency alarms are blaring. There are screams ahead on the track.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 7 months ago

You can't get ye flask.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Saved to slot 1. Name this save?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kant-stop-me-now-2024-4-8.trolly

[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Saved as Kant-stop-me-now-2024-4-8.trolley.

To the north, you see a quaint downtown district that shows signs of recent renovation, and even more recent sudden collapse. A gastro-brewpub advertises trivia on Tuesdays. There are two bearded men sitting at an outdoor table with their beers, watching in rapt horror as the trolley speeds towards the people bound to the tracks.

You hear an emergency whistle from the trolley.

What do you do? _

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Look at the wheels to check for bogies. A train or tram without bogies will come to a stop. One with bogies will multi-track drift until the tracks get too far apart.

[–] match@pawb.social 24 points 7 months ago (11 children)

The tram is a low-floor streetcar and you cannot see the wheels from where you are. You identify it as a Flexity from some time after 2021.

You hear an emergency alarm from the Flexity streetcar.

What do you do? _

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would say an 80% chance of killing anyone is preferable to a 100% chance.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

This. On average it's the same number of deaths, but there's also the 80% chance to avoid the guilt of killing anyone. The guilt of killing 5 people is presumably not 5 times worse than the guilt of killing 1 person.

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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 56 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Congratulations, the trolley has derailed, crashing into the ground between the two groups of tied up people. All the passengers inside the trolley are now dead.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

All the passengers inside the trolley are now dead.

Why? Trolley derailment is harmless for passangers.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

The trolley is the bus from Speed.

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[–] 30p87@feddit.de 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Nah, it will drift and take out everyone.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

That’s a 2x score modifier

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[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Deja vu" soundtrack starts playing

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[–] starstorm_x1@kbin.social 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes, you just need to Kobayashi Maru the situation when you feel like you're faced with a "no-win" scenario like this

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

There are people on the trolley too. Be unbroken.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Trolleys are quite slow affairs, like all public transport they happen at the leisurely pace of thevunemployed.

We can presume that all passengers of the trolley would prefer the trolley be stopped in this controlled manner than via a further uncontrolled collision.

Also, since passengers have never been explicitely mentionned in the premise, they do NOT exist. After all, many version of the trolley problen even go so far as to stipulate your kin relationship with the potential victims on the tracks to sway your decision.

If there had been passengers they would have mentionned repeatedly, yet they have not.

No, the only person on the trolley is the conductor, the one person with more responsibility than the switch flipping audience stand-in.

Not suprising, as a lot of scheduled public transportation travels in a state of under-utilization.

And for that reason, controlled derailment is the only moral certainty, as the fact that the trolley has no brakes is the only guaranteed fact universally included in this problem AND ensuring safe operability of the trolley is a universal responsibility of all persons driving a vehicle in public.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago

im just trying to figure out why theres a picture of a railroad switch in this meme.

The railroad switch is fine, working as intended even. Nothing changed, as far as it's concerned at least.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Drag the lone person onto the more crowded line for a higher score.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How many people were inside the trolly though, and would die if it derailed?

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago (8 children)

This has always been my option. Derail the train, if there is a moral choice it is to do everything you can to stop the trolley and failing that is the only guiltless choice.

If you tried a third option over the two choices given then you can't feel guilty if the third option doesn't work.

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