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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm...horny for some reason.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Injects cum back into dick

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't yours just suck it up on its own, like an elephant at a watering hole?

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Hmm.....no can't say that it does. Gotta manually stick it in the PP hole and put it back where it came from.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I hate when people call it "Garlic 2" when it's actually called, "Garlics"*

  • Just because someone always thinks I'm being serious and totally doesn't understand sarcasm, or perhaps feels like everyone else on the internet is a moron, or just needs to start every comment with the word "actually", I'll explain that this is a joke based on the title of the Alien franchise and is noted for being a pretty low effort one at that
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

It was a good series, but I feel like Garlic vs. Onions was just a cash grab.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 10 points 6 months ago

Garlic

Garlics

Garlic^3

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Besides the meme, that's an impressive sculpture. They really made a more than convincing clove of garlic out of stone.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] UckyBon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Thanks. I just keep that stone hydrated!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

You may not line it, but this is what peak ballsack looks like - hard and ready for like 7 balls.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago

Elephant Garlic is like edible Garlic 2.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Garlic 2: Return of the Revenge of the Son of Garlic

[–] darelik@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[–] kirbowo808@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

A garlic phone!

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago