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[an industrial machine labeled ORPHAN LAUNCHER 3000 is in the process of launching an orphan in the air]

[green, distraught] Launching orphans into the sun seems morally wrong

[orange capitalist, annoyed] See! Cancel culture is trying to take everything from us

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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

tbf the orphan launcher 3000 is a huge improvement on the 2000 model. They only launch free range orphans now and have 2 months of free tech support, plus it comes with a free 15% discount coupon for Wendy's small fries (*terms and conditions apply). As a non-monetarily compensated orphan launcher 3000 user that is in no way part of a marketing effort I can really say they go the extra mile. And if you think about it, launching a few orphans here and there doesn't hurt anyone really. Think about it. :)

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you pay for a subscription, you don't have to do the orphan launching yourself! Just lean back on your yacht with a tequila and watch the orphan get ballista'd out of the atmosphere. It's a steal!

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

You forgot to mention the best feature: it's AI powered!