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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Lmao. I was too skeptical to accept this at first, so I double-checked both the math and the date.

Incredibly, everything checks out.

Hm, now I'm imagining OP's parents having lived so long due to being the first vampires. They saw others drinking milk and thought, "Wait, so we're all cool with draining and consuming fluids from others' bodies?"

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

Maybe this is common knowledge, but the Maasai herd cows and will drain a non-lethal amount of blood from their necks to drink.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They make me cringe so hard. When I got my first job interview at McDonalds they came by in red and yellow tabbards to show our family's loyalty to their house.