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Not stupid if it works (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And pass up the free grenade??

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, screw the bike, I want the grenade!

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bike's worth a few hundred dollars tops at a pawn shop, whereas a grenade can get you a hundred thousand dollars out of the nearest bank.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

And if you don't throw it, a few other banks as well.

*Pending police interest