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Just wrap tape around it to hold the spoon in place, pull the pin, leave the taped grenade, and take the bike.
And pass up the free grenade??
Yeah, screw the bike, I want the grenade!
Bike's worth a few hundred dollars tops at a pawn shop, whereas a grenade can get you a hundred thousand dollars out of the nearest bank.
And if you don't throw it, a few other banks as well.
*Pending police interest