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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

How do you go through life with nails that long. Really asking, it's always baffled me how they don't constantly get in the way of anything you're trying to do. Seriously, it seems like they're only useful for clawing things out, rending flesh and making defiantly dramatic gestur--
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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm supposed to believe they were somehow wearing gloves and dyeing clothes with those nails?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Maybe it wasn't the dye that ate through the gloves?

[–] TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you just put cotton balls in the tips of the fingers and boom, gloves don't rip

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 2 points 4 days ago

That makes sense, though I'd still be concerned about the nails breaking when having to manipulate wet (and therefore quite heavy) clothes.