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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Adding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here.

¹in front and behind

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.