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Say less (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That seems like an unwise way to hold that sword. "Ow, my shoulder!"

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The beef jerky never complains.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Well yeah but they also moan when hit.

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Got a pauldron protecting the shoulder, gorget protecting the neck, helmet protecting head and ear. There's no possible harm that might come to you holding the sword that way.