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I've played enough Dark Souls to recognize this weapon. It's the Flamberge. Not my favorite quality weapon, not the best strength or dex scaling. Still a cool greatsword.
That seems like an unwise way to hold that sword. "Ow, my shoulder!"
The beef jerky never complains.
Well yeah but they also moan when hit.
Got a pauldron protecting the shoulder, gorget protecting the neck, helmet protecting head and ear. There's no possible harm that might come to you holding the sword that way.