Chapotraphouse

"观音, folks. She used to be a man. She used to be an Indian man. Now she's a Chinese bodhisattva. Incredible. They say she perceives sound. But not like normal people. I perceived the sound of the Twin Towers falling that warm September afternoon[sic]. That was the loudest sound I perceived. She perceives all the sounds of the world. Isn't that amazing?"

gets corrected on when 9/11 happened

"Many people are now saying it happened at 3 PM"

3 tangents later

"And whenever I go to Chinatown, I say "do you guys have 观音? I love 观音" and often times they don't. Even the Chinese that do tai chi in the park. They don't have 观音. They should have a huge 观音 statue, but the Democrats don't like her"