Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It's the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every real antifa drinks pee. The only way some new guy could prove he isn't a fed is to preemptively offer to drink a glass of pee in front of everyone. We better see them lips chug.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hey how do i join antifa lol

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The right people at the DSA meeting have to see you drinking a bottle of pee.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

whose pee

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Doesn't matter. All of it belongs to the workers anyway.