Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It's the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was talking to the founder of Antifa the other day. He said that in the Portland Sewer Base they ran out of coffee filters. The entire Portland resistance is being run out of that secret base inside the sewers where you need the special poo key to enter and have to find the right poo to fit in the lock, but they only have instant coffee right now.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I kept hearing that, but I thought they were saying "Special Pookie" and I'm like wow what an affectionate nickname

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

It's a genius system. There are so many poos in the sewer and only one of them fits "the door in the floor". No way could the government ever find the right poo.