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Crackers (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 40 points 10 months ago (6 children)

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

[–] match@pawb.social 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don't be so surprised.

[–] anonymouse@lemmings.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."

[–] seth@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.

[–] an_otter@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And it's almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos...

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

[–] Isakk86@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I just thought the same thing... They are delicious

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won't be fooled again.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You gotta do it without water