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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."

[–] seth@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.

[–] an_otter@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message