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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we asked chatgpt how many apostles there are and what their names are

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

next week we'll be hearing from saint bonathan

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saint Bonathan was an Albanian contemporary of Jesus Christ and mentioned in the bible 12 times. He drove a 1988 Chrystler LeBaron and invented the phrase "Who farted?"

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I heard he spoke exclusively in Ancient Albanian Sign Language, which is widely considered to be a true miracle considering that it is a sign language and thus has no spoken form

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

sleve mcdichael the baptist