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I think Disney doesn't quite understand what piracy is (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You wouldn't download a pirate ship.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To hell with that, I'd download two.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

And seed three.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If i could, I probably would, tbh

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don’t know about that. It sounds like they would be a total disaster on stage.

Hmm, that could actually be entertaining. I’m in.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neither the ship of Theseus

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would never! Just the spar. And later, the mainsail. After that the keel, and maybe the deck and gunwales. Then perhaps the poop deck and the rudder, later the helm...

The mast he can keep. For a while. Well, a mast.