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Same thing whenever I try to unplug a USB, Win10, on my desktop. There have been times where I plugged in one, opened a file, closed it within seconds, did the safely remove thing, and then I get the whole quick song and dance about some program still using it because of how sluggish it is to actually end what's using it in the background.
Also, my phone's keyboard software was bugging out and replaced "song" with "incest" for no discernable and wanted to replace the next word "and" with "rape incest". Not related, but fuck Gboard and that weird glitch where it'll replace words with random shit for no reason.
Doesn't gboard try to promote words you've used more prior more often than ones you've used less...?
OK, WTAF on those word replacements. I'd be freaking out about malware.
That's what happens when they train it on bad porn sites.
I cannot remember what it's done in the past, but I've definitely had much more tame occurrences of this. Same with holding the delete key and having the thing think that the first letter of a word doesn't exist from time to time.
Probably a couple of minor bugs that gβ’β’gle doesn't care to fix.
There are good keyboard apps on F-Droid...