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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 62 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

TBF the task manager and those windows explorer dialogues were programed in like 1996 and it's probably one of the best functioning feature in Windows so changing it too much carries high risks.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

On my Windows 10 laptop, Task Manager virtually freezes the whole system for about four seconds when you switch tabs.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Well the only Windows 10 system still receiving support is Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC, afaik, and I have one which does not have that particular problems. Are you properly scheduling updates so that it doesn't run automatically?

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 1 points 47 minutes ago

It's a pretty old issue (and you can find others complaining online over the years) and my current machine is running Gentoo Linux, so I'm not trying to fix it any more.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 47 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

changing it too much carries high risks

This is such a Windows way of thinking and I can’t really explain it. Why does every other OS constantly change and evolve but Windows is like β€œcan’t touch this code from a quarter century ago?”

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

You ever worked in like a real job? Have you ever seen the amount of legacy code that depends on some other legacy piece of shit which itself depends on...?
It's absolutely maddening, being there, diagnosing the issue and absolutely having no way to do anything about it because no time, not allowed, no need if it ain't broken, our customers rely on this specific version, etc.

It's not a Windows way of thinking, it's what every single one of the businesses I've worked with for the last twenty or so years think like. And changing shit is incredibly expensive.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

I dare say, that 90% of all companies in Europe and US, use Windows. And lots of companies relies heavily on software built 20-30 years ago. Microsoft knows this.

That's why they are very reluctant to "touch that piece of code from a quarter century ago" because there's probably a lot of software that would break without it. Software their target audience need.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 21 points 13 hours ago

I don't see the problem with it. Microsoft historically does a great job of making everything worse with updates.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 14 hours ago

Becuase it's still integral to countless businesses operations.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 12 hours ago

Because any time anything changes in Windows, people bitch about it.

[–] cm0002@sh.itjust.works 21 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Lol yea, but it would have been such a small tweak with big big QoL improvements LMAO

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

There is nothing in windows that's a small tweak.
Changing anything has implications to a banking business Joe somewhere, who's program depends on the original feature working as it does, or one of the 16 layers of code is simply tangled in a way such change would require cascade of rewrites.

I've read articles about various developments: working with ~~regex~~ registry*, or just adding a control panel option, and it's an absolute nightmare.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 hours ago

Bring back spacebar heating!

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

You can use process explorer, it even has option to act as a replacement for task manager.

Edit: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/process-explorer

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The current UI is very different to the original UI though.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I think they changed how it looks starting in Windows 8.