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In explaining exactly why this is so bleak, Klippenstein references the dystopian science fiction movie Minority Report, where people are arrested not for anything they’ve done but for “pre-crime” predicted by people with psychic powers. In this real-world case, the “indicia” (indicators) of future political violence listed in the report are:

anti-Americanism,
anti-capitalism,
anti-Christianity,
support for the overthrow of the United States Government,
extremism on migration,
extremism on race,
extremism on gender
hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family,
hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on religion, and
hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality.
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[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I hit 10/10 indicators let's fucking goooo throw my ass in federal prison lets-fucking-go

(I better see you libs in there too, hexbear meetup is scheduled during the 1 hour of exercise time at ADX Florence)

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they're gonna deathsquad us man

you're just gonna be asleep one night, your posts flagging you in palantir like you came up on a Phoenix Program list, and an operator is just gonna make it look like you were the victim of senseless street violence.

"federal prison" give me a break, this is a pretext for political culling.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

Well, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?

spoiler

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ill bring the toilet wine, what flavor yall thinkin?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wine

Are you one of those 'champagne socialists' I hear so much about

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean I guess we can add some sprite or something if you want champaign. Its tough to make that in maximum security

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Smuggling yeast into prison and accidentally giving myself Auto-Brewery syndrome

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

Intentionally giving myself auto brewery syndrome so I don't need to smuggle yeast into prison

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

the water from C block has a nice tang from the old lead pipes that's the best to use

Asking to be sent to an American prison to hang out with my comrades very-smart