this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
150 points (100.0% liked)

Chapotraphouse

14116 readers
913 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What does this thing even do? It has no screen so its just like, an expensive pulse monitor? I'm so concerned about my heart metrics I need to pay a third of rent towards measuring it constantly with the Samsung Finger-Amputator Mk3, wirelessly connected to my Samsung Personal Spy Device?