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Sounds like Caden needs to watch some true crime to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
We are talking about Florida people here.
Actually not. The only reason why we see these stories from Florida is because the state has unusual transparency laws on reporting offenses.
This type of Florida man shit is taking place across the country we just don't hear about it.
Thats just a myth people on Reddit repeated over and over again believing it's true. Wacky events get reported on wherever they occur. These wacky events just happen to occur most often in Florida. It has nothing to do with their "Sunshine law."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Sunshine_Law
Part of that lets journalists get enough details to publish quickly, before the story gets stale. We're also the 3rd most populous state, 23 million people and some are going to get up to some weird shit.
and buy a copy of Grey's anatomy, because there are arteries in there.