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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

My money is on Mr. Beast running a game show out of RFK's wellness camps. "Only one of these foul minorities will be allowed to be allowed to live, and will fight each other to the death to earn their life!"

He will live up to his name.