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MrBeast defends trapping man in burning building for chance to win $500,000 (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 days ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] JohnnyCash@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trapping people in burning buildings.

[–] chisel@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He trapped a professional stuntman in a burning building with a pyrotechnics crew, multiple fire suppression methods, and a professionally tested saftey system?

Wait until you hear about what Ridley Scott did to Matt Damon on Mars.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wait. He really sent him to Mars for that movie?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They're kidding. Men are from Mars, but once they leave, theyre never allowed back.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

And once they try to go to Venus, they die horribly before reaching the surface.

As would all humans and most other Earth species for that matter.