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MrBeast defends trapping man in burning building for chance to win $500,000 (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 days ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how in the fuck is this not the onion. he's just doing his own satire now

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, what’s the opposite of eating the onion? I read the headline and went ‘haha good one’ until I saw the community!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

edged the Onion

just kidding, don't let me name things

[–] digital_man@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

🫦 peeling the onion

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

rawdogging the onion. wait. no fuck you leave me alone. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK ONIONS

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Alright, sure, onionfucker.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

🫦

🫦

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

ravishing the onion? shit, no. let's go with peeling