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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were the norm when I was a kid, though that was a long long time ago. I didn't realise they'd have changed. Does everyone have like a separate shower stall now? Because if so, that makes this even more unhinged.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

I might just not have had a real "gym" class, but we just didnt shower after. I was sweaty the rest of the day til I got home.