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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some of the high school showers I used were vertical pipes with shower heads pointing horizontally kind of spiraled up to the top. That way like 6 guys could share a shower area that would only be big enough for one guy. At my school we had normal (I guess) open showers with a showerhead and valve handle every 4 feet or so. With those verticle pipe ones just about the whole team could shower at once in the amount of space we used to shower 6 guys in our locker room. Very efficient?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And people ask why I never play sports

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We had mandatory gym class in the 80s. Showering was also mandatory.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world -1 points 11 hours ago

Schools really don’t do gym anymore. I think the last time my kids had it was once a week, and I just didn’t see a point. It probably helps that my youngest is an athlete but what good does anyone get from once a week of screwing around?