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I think this means we're at the stage where he's decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he's not doing.
List complete.
Shoplifting. Feeding the homeless. Sleeping in his car.
The ones cool people do.
He does the first and last out of spite rather than necessity and satisfies the middle by adding "to dogs" at the end.
Oh come on! He did nit eat my nut either!
Wait… WHERE IS MY NUT????
Damn you Bibi!
Eww, clean after yourself when you nut
hysterical pregnancy? is that even a crime? what kind of list is this