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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (theonion.com)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m not pirating content, I’m saving it.

My plex server is the library of Alexandria.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Ohh Potolemy, yeahhh right there.....

Ohh, it's probably not that kind of content. my bad...