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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Any other company and I'd probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago

This one being fake doesn't prevent a real one from existing.