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[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 179 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I remember when a business jet packed to the gills with cocaine crashed and when they investigated, it turned out to be owned by a CIA shell company and previously used to shuttle people to Guantanamo for torture after an extraordinary rendition

https://asnc.flightsafety.org/wikibase/321868

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

There's a Tom Cruise movie of historical value.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 17 hours ago

Wow, the CIA sure is serious about ~~fueling their parties~~ INVESTIGATING DRUG LORDS

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought no fucking way they found over 7000lb of cocaine on a little business jet but yeah, that Gulfstream could probably barely take off with that much on board. That's one badass airframe.

[–] BillBurBaggins@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Maximum payload is 1.5t but the fuel payload is 12t so 3t of cocaine barely scratches it

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Hi aplane, I'm dad.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh my god still? Cocaine isn't cool anymore. Fent is more profitable to move. What the hell? Was The Deserter right?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Cocaine production in latin America has never been higher, it's dropped the price by huge amounts and now they are looking outside the USA to sell since the USA decided to kill their own economy.

Right but is it still the CIA moving it? And if so why?

Again, its not cool anymore. I don't think it's the most profitable thing. Why?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You don't have to move fent. You can make it locally. The fent is usually mixed with other drugs, a little bit of cocaine could be laced with a whole lot of fent and then sold as pure cocaine to maximize profit.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oh. I know fop was importing it?

Yeah but cocaine is neither cool nor the most profitable thing anymore, so I was kind of just asking 'wtf CIA?'

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Truth be told I have no idea what's actually popular now, but when fentanyl hit the scene, for years it was being mixed into other drugs as a cheap filler that would also make the drug more potent, faster acting and more addictive.