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Would a talking seagull say anything besides "mine"?
In spite of questionable but regularly cited source Finding Nemo (2003), I find it's faulty to assume we can predict what a seagul can say if it can talk in our language whithout having any reference material in reality. But if I may have some horses in this race, and I don't, I believe they (a) wan't blame humans for what we did to their wellbeing for it's not an obvious enough connection to make judging by their limited perspective, but (b) they'd sure vocally reflect on modern problems they encounter, like having infrequent and decreasing game in the waters, calling us stupid big featherless fucks not worthy shitting on either way because it is simple enough to conclude that this and our overwhelming presence in their ecosystem are somehow connected.
Cuz they're capitalists.
(Please clap.)