the death of charlie KKKirk

< "pshh, women are so dumb. all these damn "sOcIoLoGy" grads walking around not pregnant or engaged. what a waste of wombs--"

pew pew pewwww......

AAAAAAAACKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

< "oh, charlie!!!~ guess which minority we're gonna terrorize toda--

< "GASP! TED KAZINSKY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????????

< "shit shit shit fuck god fucking damn it i planned this shit for weeks why the FUCK is this dumb removed here NOW??? fffuuukckckk what do i say what do i do??--"

"hey guys how's it going"

"IT WAS HIM!!! IT WAS HIM HE GAVE ME THE GUN HE MADE ME SHOOT THE GUN PLEASE TRUMPY BEAR BELIEVE ME!!!" >

# "COPS, ARREST THAT MAN IMMEDIATELY!!!" ________ "sir yes sir snort"

clink clink "sir you have a right to defend yourse-- i mean be silent"

"cowabummer"

< "are you okay trumpy wumpy?"_______"yeah i guess but i'm just... i'm so heartbroken... my bestie kirk got his shit rocked by a white mormon kid from utah... man... " >

"another day another banger"

THE END

edit: posted this in the wrong thread but yk what i'll leave it here, still applies