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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 111 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I like to think if I shot a right wing extremist troll, my dad would help me lay low instead of turning me in. But my dad is an aging hippy, not a maga hat worm brain.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 26 points 1 day ago

never underestimate republican selfishness and hypocrisy.

[–] Bms@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Id tell my son to get the fuck out of the country as soon as possible. Then call me from wherever he ends up.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 8 points 23 hours ago

It'd probably be better for them not to call. If you're trying to hide, don't give them information on where you are.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

If I did that, my brother would snitch on me so quick.

Then our whole family ends up in gitmo (we're not white), but hey, congrats on being a douchbag, big bro. Now we can all suffer together.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would think the dad doesn't really give a toss about politics and just didn't want to turn on the news and see his son to die in a police shootout.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

If recent events are anything to go by, the dad ain't ever getting that 100k.