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[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We could have something that transcends this.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That one already looks a lot like him, they can just use it.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

That would be recycling, which is woke. They'll need it manufactured by slaves in saudi arabia to ensure its not woke.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except maybe it could dispense drinks from it's neck hole.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Make it a fountain at least

Charlie Kirk is not deserving of a bust as good as this. I'm not being sarcastic.