this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025
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I got a phone alert. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? Did he forget his Kevlar diaper?
No no, he was wearing that correctly. His big boy bits and atomic shits were all encased in the best armor money could buy. Unfortunately the shooter was aiming at his comically large head and missed, but in an amazing turn of good fortune instead struck his jugular vein and possibly his spine.