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"Hahaha, good one Onion, you got me...
Wait, it's NOT the Onion?!"
Fuck Florida. Fall into the ocean already.
Are we sure we want to pollute the surface ocean with an entire Florida? Send ‘em to the bottom of the Mariana Trench instead, let the pressure down there straighten ‘em out.
The planet is already working on it. Let's just help speed things along.