this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like "cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top" and then asked if he'd tried them and he was like "no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them"
and I'm like "oh what were they saying, anything good?" and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like "No." and I'm really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum
thoughts?
That doesn’t look phallic in the slightest, but if somebody thinks cinnamon rolls look too glazed they’ll probably also draw issue.
That being said it’s pure porn brain to look at a cinnamon roll or those delish looking plantains and go “oh, that is cum”. I don’t even like sweet as a flavor and those seem tasty.