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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/26399428

Florida is planning to end all vaccination requirements in the state, including requirements for school children to get routine childhood vaccinations that protect them and their communities from severe and life-threatening diseases, such as Haemophilus influenzae type b (Hib), pertussis (whooping cough), diphtheria, measles, tetanus, RSV, and polio.

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mexico and Canada are both pretty close.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Americas are not the E.U. You have to be approved to immigrate to Canada & Mexico unless you want to over stay a visa. In spite of my love pre-contact indigenous history of Meso-america my Spanish is garbage. I don't qualify for refugee status.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The US is a fascist country that is kidnapping people. You might, indeed, qualify for refugee status.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a lot of politics that go into who recohnises a country as bad enough to flee from. With what a giant threat the US is, other countries won't risk taking its citizens as refugees any time soon.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how it works. Under international law, the country can't eject someone who is seeking asylum

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

That doesn't have anything to do with what I said. People fleeing the US will not be granted asylum in any country of the world due to what I said. They can apply for it alright, just won't do them any good and they'll be sent right back.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The qualifying part is just factually wrong. The other part is up to a new host country to decide. I haven't heard any opening the door to throngs of Americans.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Under international law, no. That is not how it works.