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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would troll people with this if I ran a shop.

"Ask about our hot guy discount"

And when someone actually asks about it, (the guy in the comic doesn't ask, he just says that he has heard that they have one, which is a statement, not a question).... I would make sure that everyone is trained to say "we don't have one".

I said ask about it, not that one exists.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would just give it to anybody who asks on a hot day.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

That's a nice twist.