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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

He kinda just looks it too. I know that's highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too...

Like, just the article's pic, if you didn't know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic...

I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man's material.

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago

He needs a pair of these

[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 3 days ago

or he's a nevernude

its in the eyes and nope