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[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Any software can self destruct at any second. The other nice thing about Microsoft is there is (ostensibly at least) a 24/7 large team of competent developers who can work to fix the problem. And failing that a large rich company to sue for damages…

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Have you ever had Microsoft business support? Microsoft built my companies data center and left us with a network VM that was single threaded and had memory leaks that we rebooted every week. Over 4 years of working on the team Microsoft at no point ever fixed it and it resulted in the secondary data center getting a fraction of the bandwidth and dropping practically every other packet where we had to chunk and retry data transfers over and over just to get them to move across to the disaster recovery servers.

Microsoft is fucking atrocious for business users as well they’re no different from oracle or ibm who shovel shit for huge license costs then conveniently become unreachable when there’s an issue. Enough money to sue but in the belly of the beast the employee just gets the shit the organisation itself doesn’t care

I hereby send you to azure entra hell

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I said “ostensibly at least” because I know it isn’t true in practice- just theory.

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Too late I already loaded a copy of you brain into active directory

Damn. I tried to remember my childhood and it said cannot find memory, memory may be deleted or orphaned? What does that even mean?