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Yeah third party thinker just use your brain duh (programming.dev)
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"What's your go-to tool as a programmer these days?"

My brain, same as it always has been!

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 106 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm a big fan of my keyboard

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Universal Serial Bus is pretty good shit. Plug n Play is a great feature.

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

microsoft: THERE STILL IS SOMETHING THAT JUST WORKS! WE NEED TO ADD AI SO YOUR KEYSTROKES WILL BE WRONGLY INTERPRETED!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not only wrongly, but really slow as well. That'll be $5.99 a month, please.

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

and with an internet connection required(good luck entering your wifi password without a keyboard)

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Although not really useful, I simply love RGB lighting in the keyboard.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Same, i don't like south-facing RGB though; at the right angle they peak out behind keycaps and just drill me right in the damn eye (photosensitivity sucks...). That and the lack of dedicated indicator LEDs for caps/num lock are the only things i don't like about my current keychron keyboard.