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Yeah third party thinker just use your brain duh (programming.dev)
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"What's your go-to tool as a programmer these days?"

My brain, same as it always has been!

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[–] bisby@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm going to count vim, or any other IDE as a tool. You don't just will your thoughts into the computer (at least most people don't, that I know).

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I astrally project my thoughts into the PC.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could count the fucking chair as a tool. This post is dumb, lol.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

I really enjoy the air that I'm breading.

Couldn't code without it.