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I'm gonna try it (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[โ€“] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I'm imagining something like...

Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I'm freaking out! I can't stand it!

Me: It's okay. Here, have this; it's impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy.

Someone: Okay, if you say so... Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick!

Me: You're welcome.

[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

The lime sour skittles are so sour that it works as a decongestant, ear wax remover and sinus cleanser all-in-one. They're great, l like to eat a fistfull at a time.