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[–] Triton420@mander.xyz 204 points 1 week ago (13 children)

They’re even better if you only count white men

[–] chaosCruiser 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those numbers can go down even further if you exclude everyone who isn’t a millionaire.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope. I think once you exclude women, the maternal death rates will hit their minimum.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Soup@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As if they’d be counted appropriately.

True. They'd not give them any recognition.

[–] chaosCruiser 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, now we’re talking.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sure it can with Trump Math™! The same math the will lower drug prices 1000%, 600%, 500%, 1500% can make this possible!

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