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Teach the crabs how to read and the next thing you know lobsters will be doing the tango. It's a slippery slope my friends.
Lobsters don’t die due to old age. Instead, they end up at the seafood buffet or die from exhaustion during moulting – the process where they replace their shell due to their increasing size.
https://www.unsw.edu.au/newsroom/news/2022/09/what-lobsters-can-teach-us-about-immortality0
If they read the above then they may figure out to stop moulting and live forever. And imagine the knowledge they could accumulate!