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Abandon all hope of debugging this s*t (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish I was working on your stuff back when I supported stinky 2008 T-SQL where everything was dynamic and sequential. I would have called you just for moral support

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Comon over to Tsql 2022! Nothing has changed, except the AI is writing the dynamic SQL now so you don't have to! It's going great!

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just to be clear, I think T-SQL is fine and apparently they added some string agg function so you don't have to hack XML_agg so... Something improved. But stinky spaghetti SQL is unfixable